Top Ten Thoughts O' The Day

10. Perez Hilton is probably one of the most obnoxiously ugly people I've ever seen.

9. A.D.D. = Lack of discipline. Bi-Polar disorder = (largely) lack of anger management. Sex Addiction = lack of self control. Modern mindset = lack of responsibility.

8. I know why brussel sprouts taste so bad: They're plant droppings. Yes, somewhere out there is a walking plant-like lifeform that every so often takes a squat and leaves little piles of these things laying around. Then some crazy person comes along and thinks, "Hey, I wonder if I can sell these." So next time you eat brussel sprouts, just remember, you're eating vegetable feces.

7. Spiderman reboot = stupid.

6. Someone recently said this within range of my eavesdropping ears: "Obama is going to save us all." FROM WHAT??? Hard work? Paying my own bills? Not relying on the state to feed my family? What do I need saved from so badly?! Oh, that's right...personal responsibility.

5. The Book of Eli was one of the best movies I've seen in awhile. I'm sure some people will think it's boring. This is no surprise.

4. Mass Effect 2 is waiting for me downstairs.

3. I had forgotten how very much I love Coheed & Cambria, and cannot wait for their new album to drop in April.

2. God is my protector, because I wasn't going to go get Mass Effect 2 last night, but I did, so my brakes went out in a parking lot instead of on the highway on my way to work this morning. Good stuff.

1. I miss my Virginia people (and by this I mean my New Yorker, Floridian, Canadian, Marylandian, Pennsylvanian etc. people, who all happened to converge in Lynchburg, VA for those four glorious years I was there).

Greetings from a new decade.

Hey! Oh my gosh, I've missed you so much, how have you been? (This should be read with Gerard Way's voice, because this is exactly what he says to the crowd at the last Black Parade show...I stole it).

Boy, it's been awhile. Promise to have more stuff soon.

In the meantime, and to hold you over, chew on THIS.

Top 9 albums of '09. Enjoy.